know. I know I am a man of great destruction, many people hurt because of me
, some of them lost hope in life, and some even committed suicide
death. So I always suspected that my potential super powers, which powers and
do not know why the role of my teacher, especially strong.
I still remember the first one because I sacrificed teacher. I was in primary school
first grade teacher took us to the field for nature Practice Course. See brush
spring green, willow branches pumping, the teacher can not help but think of a problem, then asked: replied the girl while the side from the ground to pick up a leaf from the air blows, . half a brick into the air blows ... ...
I can not remember what the teacher look like at the time, I just remember he's struggling desperately
to Qijueshenwang a few.
later, according to hospital doctors said he was strongly stimulated by the sudden cause retrograde blood gas
possessed by the devil to death. In this way, I killed a teacher.
first grade teacher taught us know poultry animals.
teacher:
midterm home, my mother asked me how to test a baby son, I
not fill out a question to ask what problem her mother Yeah baby son, said there was a question asked 3 times 7
how much I was just-filled 15. My mom just had a water spray
to face my dad, hey .... I'm so great!
My dad asked me how school like? Baby son, She said to you personally? The day before yesterday she said to me: 'If all the students are like this
like you, I'll be out of school! '
This explanation, I have all learned. I asked my mother, my mother was cooking and told me to get out. I asked my father, Dad
dad watching again, shouting 'cool '. I asked my sister, sister in singing, sing BABY.
I asked my brother, my brother on the phone and said; I wait for you outside.
next day, the teacher asked 1 +1 =? me; you get out, the teacher gave me a
a slap in the face, I shouted cool, the teacher called me big eater, I mean anti-curse. the old saying;
roll. I said; I wait for you outside. We are also committed math teacher on the spot
hypertension, and fainted .. ...
language lessons on my school, the school language teachers have to listen to Ni Laoshi classes. Ni
old teacher wrote on the blackboard a division is impressive to me is the sentence I wrote:
sad ---- large ditch in front of our house very sad.
juice if ---- nutritious than canned.
innocence --- - really hot today, is a good day for swimming.
---- sister is very math test only, shame.
---- I do things calmly, all start with an easy start.
ginseng ---- each teacher that day to participate in the relay, be sure to do
force.
Xiaoyu ---- tampon quilts was stolen.
lunch --- - Xiao Ming as the stool to get up every morning the first thing to do.
teacher touched my head and said severely: the high level 10 home from school, I went
no one was home, I substitute teacher ready to complete the assignment, I started on the toilet
dung plastering hair, I painted the bathroom a whole ten am satisfied with my job
only stop. family came back to curse the meal, the first two days to find my mother president of the teacher report on behalf of the
course fraught with substitute teacher was fired. hey ...... my heart
manager said to himself: ugly is not my intention,
God Do not get angry, I will brave live, set off the beauty of the world
Li. ! ! ! ! ! ! ! out, then put your foot into
to there is no
out lives, there is no off by disclosing too much funnel to. But my fame spread like wildfire
is a time the city has become a celebrity. However, there are celebrities celebrities
the pain, I deeply appreciate this.
When I was junior high school, physics class physics teacher asked me: you say, how to change
track? I: According to <
said that if people do bad things in the sun light after the death of the world will become a ghost!
original teacher is speaking to orbit the satellite!
history class the teacher wake to sleep, the teacher asked me: , replied:
day I came back from the barber shop pretending to be cool, open the door, all the girls exclaimed: br> it. I need quarters to walk downstairs from the female hostel of Health through the
, see a friend, loudly boasted that, look, I cut
a cool head. The second floor of a girls head out soon, I am of the belts, you pick the
is my belts ... ... ... ... ... ...! ! ! ! !
exam the next day, a biology teacher brought the birds covered with a cloth. Then he put the legs of birds exposed
students guess what it was a bird. I really do not know to pay
quiz. The teacher looked very angry, and asked: to guess who I am, right? All secondary schools in the city for school-based teacher
security concerns, refused to accept my entry. No way, with the key in the vision of unlimited
school, I went to the countryside. Although the conditions of the country is suffering a secondary point,
but without the pressure of public opinion, I have also live to travel freely. However, the end of gold to start
luminous, silent country school-specific I did not restrain the outbreak.
a chance, I turned out, a sudden rise, and quickly occupied the rural
market.
One day, I'm late, the teacher asked, 'Why are you late today'? I said:
uncle next door in the morning I brought the boar to breeding, so late. No teachers have heard put
eyes wide and said Port of Health ah
It was a quiz in our class and another class after the final race still did not
have a winner. So the host announced the most and then decide the way: each class to send a representative to sign
pumping. Two representatives to conduct guess coins. Guess wrong as those who provide
to ask a question, such as wrong as those who answered correctly, wrong as wins. On the contrary, the classes where guess who
set win. Lingling days, to Lingling, the line does not hide my errand. I was surprised to be drawn to represent
and successfully guessed the coins into the question and answer period. Teachers and students of Old
nervous about it, everyone looked at me with earnest. Li
particular class, looking heavy and silent. I also feel that there is a
some pressure, but not because of this, but because of my opponent - Wang the Buddha, the Buddha was the king of the small
the most powerful of our school,
a good case of a few human lives. It is said that a president is a ruin on its hands.
But I still have a bit emboldened, because after all I also was surprised a moment
figure hoot. Questions began.
Wang Buddha with his hands in his trouser pockets, slowly, said: . I do not know why the booing, but I know this issue has aroused great interest
me. Eggs! I almost did not catch what he asked, I just heard clearly
have To know in the countryside terribly
little to eat, there are two eggs that can be a really good food. I almost see it like
shiny yellow and tender egg white and yolk ... .... I am interested
only eggs, eggs! I saw the other students to face a stunned
However, while one of my classmates cheered, hugged each other to celebrate the victory, Lee
teacher threw me enlightened eyes, I do not know what they are pleased What, however
everyone laughing at me, I sheepishly smiled at them, and then replied:
Gradually, the tide usually disappear in groups of no
trace. Suddenly exclaimed the other students laugh. This is what the world is really changing
twinkling of an eye, a fraction of the effort, we become laughing cry, laugh variable cry, Kukuxiaoxiao the
out to I do not know what to do. I have not had time to digest how it was.
mess hall was suddenly up. Only man, save his back, mouth spray
the blood, such as columns, then slowly back down.
I Lian Manggan the past. I saw teachers pale,
eyes closed, unconscious.
Shua! Shua! Shua! Shua Shua Shua Shua Shua! ! !
bunches of angry eyes shot to me, like lever.
my eyes went blank, ears back to a voice: , of the hospital after the break to see the Red
, eat and sleep in the Wutai Mountain, no longer teach.
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